OH MY GOD OKAY OKAY I GET IT NO MORE TANGENTS OFF THE MISSION PATH I GET IT
STOP
JUST STOP CALLING ME

OH MY GOD OKAY OKAY I GET IT NO MORE TANGENTS OFF THE MISSION PATH I GET IT

STOP

JUST STOP CALLING ME

I swear I haven’t forgotten about my mission!
Grinding just sucks.
SIGH.

I swear I haven’t forgotten about my mission!

Grinding just sucks.

SIGH.

Come on, Totodile, get up. We need to get back to Olivine, stat! What, are you tired? Jeez. What a weak pokemon.

Oh.

Maybe uh. Maybe I’ll just swim it this time.

Oh god damnit.
People cramping my style left and right. Can’t you see I’m busy parading my ego around?
Oh, whatever. I need to prove Silver how wrong he is, and fix that pokemon over at the light house. The people on this island are crazy, I’d much rather be back on main land.
Well, then. Back to Olivine!

Oh god damnit.

People cramping my style left and right. Can’t you see I’m busy parading my ego around?

Oh, whatever. I need to prove Silver how wrong he is, and fix that pokemon over at the light house. The people on this island are crazy, I’d much rather be back on main land.

Well, then. Back to Olivine!

Guess who’s back, kids?

Guess who’s back, kids?

amaradonis:

wow, what a fucking fruit
AKA,
i may have taken the liberty of gender bending my own rocket grunt u___u;
i guess nira is niro now
he’d have literally the same exact personality, so he’s still a sassy little shit with no sense of responsibility who looks damned good in spats
YEAH

Woah hey I’m HOT.
More so than usual.

amaradonis:

wow, what a fucking fruit

AKA,

i may have taken the liberty of gender bending my own rocket grunt u___u;

i guess nira is niro now

he’d have literally the same exact personality, so he’s still a sassy little shit with no sense of responsibility who looks damned good in spats

YEAH

Woah hey I’m HOT.

More so than usual.

CHRIST
SOMEONE GET ME A TRANQUILIZER GUN FOR THIS GUY

CHRIST

SOMEONE GET ME A TRANQUILIZER GUN FOR THIS GUY

Finally, sweet, sweet land! No more stupid water and no more wet and no more nothin’ bothering me. Just Cianwood, and just the Safari Zone.

Huh, what’s that over there? Is it a Pokemon? Huh, must’ve gotten out of the ‘Zone. Might want to invest in better fencing—

Woah.

Man this isn’t fun at all.

Man this isn’t fun at all.

Ach! Who the hell just hit my shoulder?

Silver. Really? I just saw him back in Ecruteak!

Huh. Maybe I should try talking things out with him, for real this time. Making enemies isn’t my intent for this mission, much less with the Boss’ kid. 

"You again?"

"Silver!"

"There’s no need to be alert. I don’t bother with wimps like you."

"Why I ought’a…"

"Calm down, jeez."

"What the hell is your problem?!"

"It’s not me with the problem, it’s you. Did you hear? The Gym Leader’s out, taking care of some sick Pokemon at the Lighthouse."

"Good for them! At least they have an ounce of compassion—"

"A pokemon that can’t battle is worthless! Hey, weak people like you need company."

"What…?"

"Why don’t you go to the Lighthouse, too? Who knows? It might make you a bit of a better Trainer!"

"That doesn’t have anything to do with anything—"

"After all, members of Team Rocket are the weakest of them all." 

UGH. I’m done with this jackass! Guess what? You’re not the only one with problems! What is it, daddy issues? Bitter you can’t win in a single fight?

Giovanni didn’t just run out on you, kid! He abandoned all of us; both of his families. But you don’t see the Team picking pointless fights with people because they’re bitter about it!

That’s right. Giovanni’s gone. There’s no reason to wallow over it!! We’re bigger and better than ever before!!

Ergh. What am I even saying? I need to stop yelling, I’m giving myself a headache.

Forget this. I’m gonna go calm down and see what the hell is up in that Lighthouse so I can get the Gym Leader back in business and continue on with my mission.